May 18th, 2009


Idol RPF: Winner Takes All (Adam/Kris, Adam/*)

A list of shamelessly biased reasons why you should help me crazily power-vote (turn the music off by hitting pause in the blue player in the right sidebar, sorry) for Adam Lambert on American Idol this Tuesday!

1) Adam is a magical dark unicorn prince. No, really.

2) Okay, fine, he is not literally a dark unicorn prince. But he IS ludicrously talented and flamboyant and queer and weird and sweet and wonderful, and HELL YES that is an American Idol.

3) He turned Ring of Fire into a crazy sex song and pawed himself on the American Idol stage, he got a standing ovation from Mr. Smokey Fucking Robinson for Tracks of My Tears, he disco-danced to Play That Funky Music, he did gorgeous versions of Mad World and Feeling Good, he headbanged to Born To Be Wild, and he has explicitly promised he's "gonna give you every inch of my love."

3.5) That is, um, quite a few inches. (WARNING: link goes to fully clothed and yet still possibly NSFW image!)

4) On a lame serious note, Bill O'Reilly is running his SECOND freaking homophobic hit piece of the year on Adam tonight, the night before the finale. *stabs him repeatedly*


5) If Adam wins I will be deliriously happy and will write a lot of Kris/Adam fanfic!

And here is some as a taste! *bribes*

Winner Takes All (7,300 words)
Adam/Kris, and okay, basically, Adam/everyone
adult, explicit

Excerpt: It occurred to him belatedly that maybe he should've been saying no once in a while, but at this point he felt bad—obviously word had gotten around, so now if he turned somebody down, they'd feel like it was them specifically, which just seemed so mean. Like, how much of a hardship really was it to let someone jerk him off? Also, a lot of the offers tended to come right after he got off stage on performance night, and Adam could not personally name anything in the world that beat getting a blowjob five minutes after singing for twenty-five million people.

NOTE: I started this story before Rock Week and it has been totally jossed, so if you haven't been watching the show, I should alert you that I made up several of the performances in here and the voted-off order was different. Also, the large quantities of sex did not actually happen. Bah, reality.

(Read the story!)

With heaps of thanks to julad and kaneko and merryish and cesperanza! <3

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So help, help! and if you want more evidence of the joys of Adam and also Kris/Adam, I point you at the not even remotely safe for dialup or work glory that is the profile of ontd_ai.


more of my diabolical porn-for-votes scheme!

Yes, I am doing some more American Idol pimping, but today is the last day!

*offers cookie*

So in Winner Takes All I had this bit:

It had been bad enough walking into the Top 36 and being informed hey, you are not allowed to leave the house after ten at night anymore; now here is your roommate, who is the nicest human being in the world and cute as a button and just the right size that you could lift him and wrap his legs around your waist and fuck him standing up.

and, well, the payoff had to get cut because it didn't work with the story, so I share it today instead!

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If you want more, vote for Adam! vote vote vote omg! sparkly unicorn prince ftw! *waves glittery flag*

The final performance episode starts at 8pm in your timezone (or 7pm if you're in Central), runs an hour, and the phone lines will open afterwards! Please vote for Adam! If you have an AT&T cellphone, you can text votes to 5701, or you can call in for him at 1-866-436-5701, 1-866-436-5703, 1-866-436-5705! (Those numbers are almost sure to be right but I will post the final/announced ones after the show, too. :D) Voting is open for FOUR HOURS in every timezone!

crazy powervoting guide (sadly with autoplay music you have to turn off in the blue player in the right sidebar)
  • If you have a windows computer with an old-fashioned phone modem and a landline, install Dial Idol and it will call for you for all four hours!
  • If you have an AT&T cellphone, text instead of calling! (no busy signals!) Many cellphones (sadly not the iphone) also let you set up texting groups so you can send 10-20 texts at once! see the crazy powervoting guide for details...

Also another cookie! Slow-motion hugging! (PS do not start watching this when voting is open because otherwise you may get mesmerized and forget to vote.)