Home Sweet Home (6,201 words)
"Hail the conquering hero," was the first thing Ari said, to be fair, "and start working on your speech now; with the buzz you already got on this thing, that fat fuck Harvey will blow everyone in this town to get you that statue. Let's get some beluga."
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And many thanks to giddy, who also betaed, and kaneko and merryish and elynross. ♥