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Idol RPF: Drive-By Devotion (Adam/Tommy)

2009-12-11T03:31:26Z

haha, okay, so here is the full version of the ludicrous porn story I started on aianonlovefest the other day. I had it finished a bit earlier today but merryish said it was too much porn for noon, but good for 2am, and I had to agree, so I waited a bit to post. :>

Seriously, this is even more x-rated and also even more COMPLETE CRACK than before, you are warned.

Drive-By Devotion (6,970 words)
Adam/Tommy, so very very adult & explicit

It seemed like a good idea after five martinis in the Wynn high-rollers bar.

(Read the story!)

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adam doesn't like riesling

2009-12-05T16:58:13Z

It has been kind of a crazy up and down week here, for reasons which do not need exploring at this juncture (and that is aside from the ones related to Adam Lambert fandom, which is clearly a ride for people who enjoy rollercoasters, wow) but I am now settling in for a day of coding, and wanted to share some fannish happy first:

In which Adam meets an interviewer who does not have a future as a bartender (his expressions starting from where she's all "What's Chianti?" and then describes what she thinks a hot toddy is, possibly most hysterical thing ever) (skip to ~0:50 and watch to the bitter end, lol):

Brief yet satisfying fandom collision @ 1:40 where Panic! at the Disco answer fan mail and Brendon says Adam looks "damn fine" in guyliner, lol:

\o/

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fabulous things, also Idol RPF: Stardust (Adam/Kris) and Drive-By Devotion (Adam/Tommy)

2009-11-30T16:45:28Z

First a list of fabulous things:

* whooo, incredibly annoying yet critical pile of code working and committed, soon to deploy to the AO3. This Yuletide move might actually work, you guys. *g*

* queenbitchfest master list of stories \o/ SO SO MANY of which were amazing but especially winterlive's Future Legend -- 52K words of gloriously good post-apocalyptic Kradam inspired BRILLIANTLY by Diamond Dogs, omg, so amazing.

* teamlambliff and atom_fic, because YAY for Adam/Tommy, who clearly are out to provide ALL THE FANSERVICE IN THE WORLD. No, seriously, they publicly tweeted Velvet Goldmine-inspired pet names at each other. (Tommy == "glitterbaby" lol)

My own queenbitchfest story was apparently kind of obvious going by the guessing, haha, but here it is on my website:

Stardust (2500 words)
Adam/Kris, adult, explicit
Adam pushed himself up and loomed up over Kris, his eyes heavy-lidded in glitter and shadow, predatory and smiling. Inspired by "Ziggy Stardust".

Also, cough, I might have committed some Adam/Tommy porn last night in the aianonlovefest? And when I say porn, I mean this stuff is not so much NC-17 as it is X-rated. Brought to you by the Extreme Dudeness of Tommy's myspace comments.

I haven't put this up on my website yet because it might be expanding to an EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS EXTENT but you can read it over at the fest (where you should fill some prompts btw!):

Drive-By Devotion
Adam/Tommy, adult, explicit <-- REALLY REALLY I MEAN IT

It seemed like a good idea after five martinis in the Wynn high-rollers bar.

(Read the story)

\o/

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adkjfaks;djfs;jdf;sadfjk;dsjfaks;dfj;

2009-11-25T02:52:13Z

(or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx_w7fXeQ30)

*flail*

ALSO LOL:

(haha actually this totally feels to me like a vid sockkpuppett would make if she had unlimited resources and Adam Lambert to work with, although I have faith she would totally have put in more boys groping Adam, SIGH)

(ps if you don't get that connection you have not seen the genius that is her Vogue)

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dear flist bats eyes shamelessly

2009-11-24T23:32:04Z

...if you love me would you please take a second and vote here for the NYC metro area (10025 zip code) to get this special Kradison concert? :D

http://eventful.com/ryanrockmytown

I'M JUST SAYING, WE HAVE BEEN ROBBED HERE. ;____;

And then omg go look at what pentapus has made me!! <3333333

ADAM MEETS METHOS (also Edward and Bella hahaha omg)

\o/!!!!

Also in the happy-making department, you should haunt linzeestyle's lj for the ADAM/TOMMY fic that she has promised is coming! *coughs and totally puts her on the spot* and read more of the awesome queenbitchfest stories that have been posted!

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#ShameOnYouABC, seriously

2009-11-24T18:42:24Z

wow! Okay, so for anyone who doesn't know yet: Adam was supposed to perform on Good Morning America tomorrow. GMA had freaking Hot Topic stores giving out promotional tickets yesterday. Last night, coming out of his Letterman taping (it's going to be shown on Wednesday night btw), Adam told people there he was doing three songs, was all excited for it.

This morning, GMA cancelled. And not only did they cancel, they apparently cancelled without telling HIM, because after the email notices -- TO RANDOM PEOPLE WHO HAD SIGNED UP FOR THEIR MAILING LIST -- went out, Tommy (the cute bassist who is the other boy in the kissing pics) tweeted that it had NOT been cancelled in response to panicked questions. A few minutes later it was confirmed that yes, it was cancelled.

I just -- there is ZERO QUESTION that ABC knew what Adam was going to do on the AMAs for anyone who saw the broadcast and the breathless, every-commercial-break "omg you will not BELIEVE Adam Lambert's performance!" and "the one everyone will be talking about!" teasers, not to mention the pre-performance videos THEY FILMED AND PUT ONLINE where he talked about sexiness and boys on leashes and rehearsed the performance. They got their highest ratings in 7 years.

But apparently ABC is now "worried" about having him on the show "so early in the day." (Although he's been on GMA before, at the same time while on the Idols Live tour he was jacking off mic stands and doing stripper moves on stage every night. AMAZINGLY, he did not put on a raunchy performance at 7 in the morning.)

Of course, the boy-on-boy crotch action got edited out for the AMAs west coast feed, even though all the sex moves with girls were apparently okay, so maybe they thought better of it afterwards? Maybe he made things a little too gay after he surprise-kissed Tommy? akdsfja;djf;asdfjad /incoherent wrath

TO CALL ABC TO COMPLAIN: 1-818-460-7477, hit 1 on first menu, 2 on second menu, 1 on third menu, then 466 for the GMA mailbox and leave a message.

OKAY, LESS RAGE, MORE HAPPY:

Adam is going to be on the CBS Early Show tomorrow morning instead.

***ETA***
He is going to be performing indoors in the studio, and doing a meet and greet AFTERWARDS in the plaza at 5th avenue and 59th street, and fans are invited to gather.

~~NYC PEEPS, the Early Show concerts are held outside on the plaza at 5th avenue and 59th street.~~ I have no clue how they will handle the crowd, but there's no physical limit to the space, so presumably it's just first come first serve until they fill up and start sending people away.

But I am going to have to show up just at the last second because I can't be out in the cold that long right now, so I have no idea if I will be able to stay or see a thing. ;____; *cries and hates ABC some more*

Also OMG HIS FREAKING AWESOME ALBUM:

Super-fancy iTunes Deluxe LP with bonus tracks and visualizer and pretty videos and interview or Amazon WHOLE MP3 ALBUM for $0.99: $3 free downloads coupon, album for $3.99 special

EXTRA HAPPY: (I don't know who made this macro but ♥ awesome)

okay. and painted_birdie made SNUGGIES!Kradison, and pentapus has been showing me cute drawings, and now I feel better and am going back to coding but a;lkdjfa;jdfk;ajf;asdjf;saf;adjfk OMGGG >:(

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OMG GET THE ALBUM FOR $1 NO NOT KIDDING

2009-11-23T17:44:16Z

* Amazon is giving away $3 in MP3 downloads credit

* Amazon is doing a one-week-only promo sale of the MP3 download album for $3.99

SO FOR $0.99 YOU CAN GET THE ENTIRE ALBUM OKAY (eta: though alas, this only works if you are in the US, sigh)

LOOK YOU WANT TO HELP THIS CRAZY-ASS BOY WITH HIS LISA FRANK ALBUM COVER AND HIS NOT-STAGE-GAY AND HIS GLITTER SUIT DEBUT AT THE TOP OF THE BILLBOARD CHARTS and make me club vivid vids to half his songs *kof* DON'T YOU?

(go go go)

IN OTHER AWESOME NEWS, queenbitchfest (the Bowie-song-inspired Adam fest) has completed and the posting of stories has begun with A GLORIOUS KRADAM VAMPIRE AU/True Blood crossover, We Are Not Your Friends (We're Here To Eat You), go read! And watch the comm for the rest!

AAAAAND, to cap it all off, the AO3 has been updated with a pile of bugfixes! NEXT STOP YULETIDE OMG *runs around in circles of terror and joy*</user>

eta: ps for more pretty see supacat's fabulous AMAs picspam, and also Adam is going to be on Letterman tonight! \o/

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SO YES THIS JUST HAPPENED

2009-11-23T05:10:53Z

ON STAGE AT THE AMAS:

DEAR ADAM I LOVE YOU

DEAR FLIST GO BUY HIS AMAZING ALBUM RIGHT NOW OMG

(or if that one is too rich for your blood get the non-deluxe)

ETA: omg seriously if you can, get the deluxe! it's not just like ordinary album -- it has a funky dvd menu with extra photos and videos.

Also, Down The Rabbit Hole is AWESOME. \o/ *jams*

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Idol RPF: Publicity (Adam/Kris/Katy)

2009-11-19T18:17:12Z

US WEEKLY YOU ARE MY VERY FAVORITE OMG KRADAM HUGGING YAYYYY <3333333333333333

AND BONUS KRADAMATY:

So I totally am posting this hot off the keyboard and unbetaed to celebrate! \o/

Publicity (4300 words)
Adam/Kris/Katy, adult, explicit

Don't hate the player, hate the game. Or love the game. Or -- something like that.

(Read the story!)

\o/

All fb loved! ♥

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TOO MUCH EPIC, MUST SUM UP

2009-11-17T09:16:10Z

I AM A HAPPY STAN

BRB WRITING A STORY FOR EVERY SINGLE TRACK ON THIS ALBUM NOT EVEN KIDDING

Adam Lambert -- For Your Entertainment (streaming on myspace us)

ETA: WAIT WAIT THE FACEBOOK STREAM HAS MUSIC AGAIN AND THE QUALITY IS BETTER A;akljfdf;SDJKF!

ALSO AHAHA OMG I LOVE HIM AND HIS BAND:

ALSO HIS OUT INTERVIEW JFC (part 1, part 2)

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Dear Yuletide Writer!

2009-11-15T01:18:19Z

Now that assignments are out, I thought I would take a moment to write up my own letter! ♥

Dear Yuletide Writer:

First off, these are in no particular order, I shuffle my requests a bunch before I finally make them and I will be delighted with ANY of these.

And as always, the main thing for me is for you to write something you are excited to write. Ignore all my details and this letter, too, if the fandom and characters inspire you in some other direction.

If you want MORE information on any of these, you can contact geeklite to be a sekrit go-between, as obvs you would not want to write to yuletide as that would kind of give it away to me! *g*

RequestFandom1: Dracula the Series
RequestFandomChar1: Lucard
RequestDetail1: Lucard/anyone, ideally slash? I know this is totally obscure, but he really is pretty and on my LJ you can find pimping posts? (PS: Lucard/Adam Lambert would TOTALLY be my jam if you were so inclined.) Some random ideas: Lucard/Lacroix (from Forever Knight), Lucard/Methos, Lucard meets the Twilight vampires and arranges to have them all destroyed (cough), etc etc.

So chances are you did not match with me on this one, but if you are an intrepid fandom explorer and want to know more, the best resource is the Lucard's Home Page site -- old but still kicking!

Basically, Lucard just does not quite belong in his own show, and I would kind of adore seeing him in a more realistic-yet-still-over-the-top setting! You can pair him off with other characters from the show, original character(s) of your own devising, crossovers, whatever. This fandom is so tiny that it is always just a moment of glee to get anything for it at all. :D

RequestFandom2: RPF - American Idol S8
RequestFandomChar2: Adam Lambert/Kris Allen
RequestDetail2: I would totally love some Adam/Kris! Anything from silly friendship to kinky slash goes. I especially am fond of wacky AUs, so you know, Adam and Kris in space or Adam as an elf wizard and Kris as a warrior prince in some random fantasy universe, ALL GOOD. Something inspired by any of the songs on Adam's album, also A++++. If you are not up for Kradam, I would also go for Adam/pretty much anyone, crossovers with real/fictional characters welcome. :D

That pretty much sums it up -- if we matched on this one you are probably in that same first flush of fannish glee with me, so go with whatever you are inspired to write and I will be happy! \o/

If you want some more ideas, I am ludicrously happy with Adam's album and particularly adore Master Plan, so hey, if you wanted to write something inspired by that song, that would be awesome. :D

RequestFandom3: Twin Peaks
RequestFandomChar3: Audrey Horne/Dale Cooper
RequestDetail3: Audrey/Cooper fic either romantic or partnership would be amazing -- weird AUs or futurefic lovely; maybe her rescuing him from the Black Lodge (or her getting trapped in there with him?) Maybe something from her point of view?

This is another of those fandoms where I never get enough -- I adore Audrey to bits and pieces; she is one of those far-too-few girls on tv where I was happy to imprint on her, and I have never quite gotten over the abrupt cutting-off of the Cooper/Audrey romance in the show and their being shoved in with other partners. Anything you want to do with this pairing will thrill me, whether they are just friends running around investigating something bizarro in the strange land that is Twin Peaks, or if they fall into each other's arms in the process.

RequestFandom4: Witchblade (tv)
RequestFandomChar4: Ian Nottingham/Kenneth Irons/Sara Pezzini
RequestDetail4: Here I would be entirely thrilled with either Ian/Irons or Sara/Irons or a threesome or gen -- something to do with their entangled fates, the Witchblade moving and controlling all of them together. Extra awesome if Irons thinks he's more in control than he actually is, and is disabused. Please nothing schmoopy, and ideally not *just* Sara/Ian.

What can I say, I am a junkie for evil masterminds. I love the tv series version of Kenneth Irons and how he's at once fascinated and fascinating by Sara, and his tangled relationship with Ian. Any way you play this out would delight me, though, as I have been begging for this one for years and have never gotten it except for torch's fabulous drabble, sobbbbb. *g*

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Idol RPF: In Writing, alternate ending! (Adam/Kris)

2009-11-12T01:49:52Z

destina gets my entire raison d'rpf right here. (Talking about J2, but it totally works for me more broadly.)

In other news, so I ended up writing an alternate ending for In Writing, haha -- it splits off where Adam comes home and is 100000% more cracktastic:

Kris stood up as Adam opened the door and came in, saying, "No, I don't have an umbrella, why would I have an umbrella! I'll call you tomorrow, okay?" He had the phone jammed under one ear, a suit bag clutched against his chest and half under his jacket, and he was carrying a newspaper over his head. It hadn't done any good; he was dripping on the marble floor , and his hair was this combination of plastered down and sticking up all over the place. He tossed his phone and keys into the basket by the door, dumped the wet newspaper on the floor with a splat, and held out the wet suit bag at arm's length. "Fuck me," he announced, and then turned around and jumped. "Kris?"

"Uh, yeah," Kris said, sharply, because okay, it was one thing if Adam had pretty much sent his minions to get him Kris—not that that wasn't bad enough—but if he'd done it and forgotten—

"Oh my God, they actually got you!" Adam said excitedly, dropped the bag, and came right at him.

"Uhh—" Kris said, backing away, except he had to look back to avoid his guitar, and ended up pounced onto the couch by a hundred sixty pounds of wet rockstar.

"I have to have more faith in them!" Adam said, nuzzling in at Kris's neck. "I can't believe they pulled this off."

"They, what, I," Kris said feebly, waving his arms and legs around helplessly as a flipped turtle. Adam smelled like airplane and wet leather, and his dick was huge.

Adam sat up and shucked his jacket onto the coffee table, followed by his t-shirt. "Uh, Adam," Kris said, staring up at him, "We're not having sex."

"Oh, come on, we so are," Adam said, pausing with his hands on his belt.

"It's not in the contract!" Kris said.

Adam frowned like he was really puzzled. His eyeliner was running a little, drawing lines from the corners of his eyes, pulling them long. "You think we're going to sleep together and not have sex?"

"You freaking sicced 19 on my whole life!" Kris said. "You think I want to have sex with you after that?" Okay, so Kris kind of did, but there was a principle to be defended here.

"I'll make it up to you?" Adam offered, sly tilt of his head sideways, like he was offering up a secret. "With blowjobs?" He rolled his hips while he said it.

"No," Kris said. It came out kind of weakly. A blowjob sounded great.

"Please?" Adam said. He flipped up the hem of Kris's t-shirt and bent quick to nuzzle his cold nose against Kris's belly, breathing out hot to chase it. Kris gulped hard. "I give really amazing blowjobs."

Of course he did. "No," Kris said again, even more weakly.

Adam let out an unhappy groaning noise, his whole face pressed against Kris's stomach. His mouth was right over the top of Kris's button-fly. Kris tried not to thrust up. "Okay, I can be patient," Adam said, and sat up. "Have you seen the place? Is it amazing?"

"What?" Kris said, whiplashed away from impending blowjob.

Adam tugged him up and dragged him on a tour through the house, making little squeaky noises of glee every time he opened a closet or looked into a room. "Did you buy this place in five minutes or something?" Kris asked, limping after him. His jeans were way too tight right now.

"I've never been here before," Adam said. "19 got it for me while I was on tour!"

"Great," Kris said. "Just don't forget to change the locks."

They ransacked the fridge and pulled out piles of imported cold cuts and cheese and apples that someone had stocked, and Adam broke out a bottle of wine, and they ended up trading crazy tour stories over the table while it kept pouring outside, pattering comfortably on the deck in a way that sounded like home. Kris kept forgetting he was pissed-off at Adam, and by the time they got through most of the bottle, he was feeling warm and pretty happy. He'd missed Adam a lot.

"Okay, come on," Adam said finally, wrapping a hand around Kris's wrist, and pulled him upstairs back to the master bedroom.

Kris belatedly set his heels at the side of the bed. "I'm not getting naked," he said.

"I am!" Adam said.

His dick looked even bigger when he wasn't wearing anything. Kris tried not to look at it while he got into the bed on the other side in his t-shirt and boxers. The silk sheets were cool and slippery and distracting.

Adam turned off the lights and got into bed. Kris got ready to fend off a grab, but Adam didn't touch him. After a moment, he sighed deeply, and the bed shifted. "Mm," Adam said.

"You are not jerking off over there," Kris said.

"Oh I am," Adam said, low and breathily.

"I don't freaking believe you," Kris said.

"This is good," Adam said, sounding almost pained. "This is so good. Keep talking. Oh my God, this is so hot. I'm so glad we're waiting. Kris, are you hard?"

"Fuck you, seriously," Kris said devoutly, because yeah he was hard, no fucking kidding he was hard, Adam had taunted him with blowjobs and now this was some kind of phone sex except in the same room—same bed—

"Mm, here," Adam said, and caught Kris's hand. He brought it to his mouth and licked the palm, one straight line up the middle broad and wet and sloppy.

"You're such a jerk," Kris said, and shoved his now-wet hand into his shorts and grabbed his dick. "Uhh. Fuck."

"I'm not," Adam said, panting, next to him. "I'm not, I just want you so much, Kris, oh my God, Kris," and he was rolling over and pinning Kris under him, wrapping his arms around him and nuzzling in, so eager, so hungry. Kris let Adam push his hands under his shirt and lift it off over his head, and then he was naked with Adam and it was good, it was better than good.

"Please?" Adam was saying in his ear, his hand sliding over Kris's on his cock, interlacing their fingers. "I promise, it'll be amazing."

"Fine," Kris said, as sulkily as he could manage while Adam was doing awesome things to his dick and snuggling him at the same time, "but my contract's up in six months. What're your evil minions gonna do then?"

Adam laughed and nibbled on his ear as his hand started to slide back and forth. "Baby, they have a renewal clause," he said.

= End =

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Idol RPF & Supernatural snippets!

2009-11-09T00:19:43Z

I have written a couple of bits and pieces the last few days while I pound out my revisions and work on code and on the giant auction fic (teneagles, it is now 17,000 words and counting, so that is why it is taking forever :P) so here they are collected up:

Kris wings photoshoot for krismc09, from the latest ontd_ai Kradam party:

Kris is grinning like an enormous dork, tottering around the dressing room on the huge platforms with the little black wings bobbing behind him, and meanwhile all Adam can think is how much he wants to touch, wants to sink his hands into feathers and hair and slide them over skin and make Kris feel it too, and then Kris says, "Ow!" and it turns out that the whole envision-the-reality-you-want thing Adam has had going since Burning Man is a little more literal than he'd realized, and now Kris actually has a pair of adorable little black-feathered wings.

"Thanks a lot," Kris says, fluttering the wings in the mirror, trying to peer over his own bare shoulder to see. The wings blend into his back, attaching at the shoulders.

"I didn't know!" Adam says, edging a little closer. His hands are aching to touch. "How could I know? They're -- " He wants to say you, but the whole point of this photoshoot is that they aren't, even if there's something just as ridiculously improbable and delicious about the little black wings as there is about all the rest of Kris. "They're cute," he settles for saying.

"I can't even fly with them," Kris says. "You couldn't give me real wings? That would be cool, man."

Adam creeps just that last bit closer, and risks putting a hand on Kris's back, just beside the left wing. He brushes his thumb along the ridge where it rises away from the body. Kris drags in a loud, startled breath, and falls silent. The wings rise and fall a little, but they don't flinch away.

"Maybe they'll grow," Adam says softly, and buries his face in feathers.

Sam and Dean trapped on American Idol for veronamay, from the awesome, awesome, awesome Changing Channels commentfic meme:

"So what are you doing this week?" the tall black-haired guy asks, leaning in to the mirror to check his eyeliner.

Dean blinks, still a little whiplashed from the last moments of singing the fourth round of "C is for Crunchy Carrot" and says, "Uhhh."

Sam makes the save, so maybe he knows what this is, although he's looking confused and wary. "We haven't picked yet, what about you?"

"You didn't hear me yelling about it last night? They cleared the Zep!" the guy says.

"The Zep?" Dean says.

The guy throws him an eyebrow-popped look and throws his head back and yowls out a perfect Robert Plant wail of "Wooooo-maaaaaan!" that practically makes the walls shake.

"Awesome," Dean says, a little starry-eyed, and jumps as Sam elbows him. "What?"

"So what are you going to sing?" Sam says through gritted teeth, and Dean stares at him.

"I have to sing?" Dean says.

"This is American Idol," the rock god says.

"Wait," Dean says to Sam, "how can we be on American Idol? Isn't that -- real?"

Sam shrugs helplessly.

"Baby, this is about as real as Fruit Loops," the rock god says. "Don't worry. Danny's doing Dream On, so really, it's all up from there."

#

"Oh, you're kidding me," Sam says, and slams the door to Kris and Adam's room as fast as he opened it, because he really didn't need to see that. "Goddammit, Dean!" he yells through the door.

Dean yells something back, but it comes out muffled.

Sam turns around, pissed; he isn't sure whether they have to get voted on or off to make it through this one, but he's really damn sure this isn't going to help either way. "I don't think we're getting your guitar right now."

Kris is still staring at the door. He looks slammed, like he can't decide between jealousy and just plain misery. Later, in the kitchen downstairs, Sam jabs Dean with an elbow. "You're a dick," he says, with feeling.

"Shut up, you heard him rehearse," Dean says, around a mouthful of chocolate cake, custom-baked. "Jesus, Sammy, this is good. I like this one. Maybe we can stay a while."

"Only until after you sing tomorrow," Sam says meanly, except the next day Dean opens his mouth and belts out Living On A Prayer like a champ, or at least like someone who can get more than two notes on key in a row, and their duet of Back In Black gets a nod from Simon, and Danny butchers his song so badly there's no chance he's not going home.

"So we get another week, huh," Dean says, leering hopefully at Adam in his Elvis leather, and saunters over towards him. Sam glares after him. Kris is at the other end of the dressing room, crumpled and sad and pretending he's not watching.

"Sorry," Sam says to him, and Kris starts and looks guilty. "No, uh, it's," Kris says hurriedly, and gets busy packing up his guitar. But in the limo on the way home, Sam overhears him saying to Adam, low, "I didn't think he was your type."

He's trying for a joking tone. It crashes and burns. Adam looks over at him and the smile that curves his lips couldn't be more satisfied. "He's not," Adam murmurs, leaning in close. His fingers curl around the side of Kris's neck, and Kris shivers visibly. "His mouth is beautiful, though, don't you think?"

Adam flicks a sly, gleeful-wicked look over Kris's head right at Sam while he says it. Sam stares at him, and makes the mistake of looking over at Dean, sitting on the other side next to the minibar and putting a beer bottle to his mouth.

Sam hates the trickster so fucking much.

\o/

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Idol RPF: In Writing (Adam/Kris)

2009-11-04T21:52:31Z

Written for the aianonlovefest! With <3 to Merry for beta. :D

In Writing (1675 words)
Adam/Kris, adult

Kris really should've read the contract more carefully.

(This is kind of a sister-story to my Idol S7 story Claused, hee.)

Read the story on my website or in the anonfest!

ETA: oh and hey, I totally forgot, I wrote a tiny little gen-ish Kradam snippet last night in the hilarious 2012 red carpet livestream fail post; reposting here for posterity. *g*

2012 Red Carpet snippet

He'd learned to turn his phone off during photo ops, so he didn't get the message until well after he'd escaped from the black red carpet. On-screen, John Cusack was improbably escaping from yet another tidal wave without losing any members of his adorable standard-issue white-bread nuclear family. Adam slid low in his chair and sneaked the phone out of his pocket, curling around to hide it cupped low against his chest.

congrats man have a gd tm

Adam smiled at it and slipped it away again, and when everyone was filing out again, he peeled off into a deserted unfashionable exit stairwell and called Kris back before his handlers could get to him. "Where are you?"

"I -- don't know," Kris said. "I'm in a hotel room? Where are you?"

"The -- " Adam paused and tried to remember. "I don't know either, actually. But I'm in a theater somewhere in LA."

"Puts you ahead of me," Kris said. "Was the movie awesome? Were you all pretty for the red carpet?"

"I was and remain fabulously pretty," Adam said. "But Kris, I'm really sorry, this is the stupidest fucking movie in the history of ever."

"Shut up, man, I cannot wait for this movie," Kris said, sounding utterly and passionately sincere. "Does he really take out the Himalayas?"

"I have no idea," Adam said. "I think I was doing Bejeweled by then. There's this one actor who played a Tibetan monk who's really cute, though."

"Yeah?" Kris said, in that same half-pulled-in way he'd always said hello to Drake. Adam rubbed his thumb gently up and down the curve of his phone and reminded himself he wasn't that kind of guy. Most of the time.

"I'll get you a screener," he said.

"No way, man, I am seeing this one in the theater," Kris said. "If you were a real friend you'd have taken me to this. I would've sprung for the extra-large popcorn."

"But would you have made out with me in the back row during all the boring schlocky parts?" Adam said.

"For this movie?" Kris said. "Hell, yeah."

"Kris Allen, if only I had known you were so easy," Adam said. "I'll take you when you get back in town."

"I thought you said it sucked," Kris said.

"I like the offer, though," Adam said.

# end

(PS: Adam's first single For Your Entertainment is now on iTunes! So much fun, yay!)

♥

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AND THERE WAS SO MUCH GODDAMN REJOICING

2009-11-03T23:05:29Z

ADAM LAMBERT ALBUM SNIPPETS OH MY GOD YAY YAY YAY YAY AND ALSO? YAY

(this link above should survive, even if the more convenient youtube below gets yanked)

All of them together in one sparkly and fabulous youtube:

*RUNS AROUND MAKING SQUEAKY NOISES OF JOY AND DELIGHT*

OMG I LOVE IT

I LOVE THE WHOLE THING

I EVEN LOVE THE STUPID ASS LISA FRANK ALBUM COVER EVER SINCE I SAW THIS CRAZY AND ALSO FASCINATING MANIP (click for huge!)

(This is what you get when you divide the picture of his face on the album down the middle and mirror each half, WILD! Although SORRY ADAM but I don't care if it was ridiculous on purpose IT STILL IS TERRIBLE BUT I FORGIVE YOU NOW I HAVE HEARD THE SONG SNIPPETS.)

OKAY more seriously THE SNIPPET RANKINGS, in tiers because I have too many ties:

Sure Fire Winners ("I was born with glitter on my face" <3333) & Music Again
Fever & Strut (these top four are really crammed in close together, I can barely pick)
If I Had You (SHUT UP I LOVE IT I DON'T CARE I AM SO MAKING A CLUB VIVID VID TO THIS ONE) & For Your Entertainment & A Loaded Smile
Sleepwalker & Broken Open
Soaked & Whataya Want From Me & Sleepwalker & Pick U Up
Time For Miracles <<< YES THIS IS NOW MY LEAST FAVORITE DESPITE THE WAILING AND THE GLORIOUS GRIMY WALKING THROUGH APOCALYPSE VIDEO

Also I am skipping Aftermath because the lyrics in this snippet are too John Hughes movie empowerment moment, so I am leaving it out on the side to be reconsidered when I can hear the whole thing. *g*

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND WHICH ONES ARE YOUR FAVORITES! \o/

(ALSO OMG I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS LIVE \o/)

Speaking of which, in case you missed the glorious grimy walking-through-apocalypse video due to youtube/myspace fail, here it is one more time (and if THIS one dies too, you can download the HD version from apple, just click "music video" and you'll get it):

IN OTHER NEWS: HI I AM MOVED AND GRADUALLY REGAINING MY SANITY \o/

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ADAM LAMBERT DESTROYS THE WORLD

2009-10-21T01:53:28Z

I DON'T CARE WHAT THE OFFICIAL NAME OF THE SONG IS, SORRY, THIS IS NOW THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO FOREVER AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

*~* ADAM LAMBERT DESTROYS THE WORLD *~*

(buy the song on iTunes!)

eta: switching to youtube version since myspace seems to be dropping and readding repeatedly.

omg, I am overwhelmed with love for the unabashed cheesy spectacle of this vid and this movie. GUYS, HE IS ALL GRIMY AND HAUNTED AND WANDERING THROUGH A POST-APOCALYPTIC CROWD OF LOOTERS AND SINGING AND WAILING. This is a songfic in music video form.

OMG WAIT IT IS A LORD KING BAD VID.

*dying in glee*

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adam-stanning glee!

2009-10-20T14:38:59Z

He's on the cover of the new Details. He's very pretty and they had him make out with an equally pretty girl.

So for me this 99% comes down to the shallow, which is "pictures of Adam making out with anyone else, DO WANT (even if only for manipping purposes)", but I will say that I find it lame that their way of saying to straight guys that hey, you should identify with this dude, is to have him rolling around clothed with a naked and anonymous woman.

I mean, I get it -- despite being gay, he's the subject of women's fantasies and that makes him a potential self-insert point for straight men (or at least the straight men who read Details), and I think that is what they are going for, which makes sense. I am down with that message, it is about time that the media gets that incompatible sexual orientation doesn't bar someone from being a fantasy object. I just am not down with it being expressed with a nameless woman stripped bare and vulnerable. They might actually be right that this is the more effective way to hit straight men's fantasies, I just find that depressing. :P

On the other hand, some have said that they find her powerful in the images given that she's looking into the camera and Adam has his eyes closed -- that to them it's an expression of her fantasies. I like that interpretetation, I just can't quite believe in it; it feels to me more like she is aware she is on display for the audience and Adam is ignoring the audience and doing whatever he wants, which to me feels much more the position of power.

All that said, it is one photoshoot and the point mainly is, OMG ADAM IS PRETTY, with a side order of I love that there is this much to say about one damn photoshoot. *g* (ps: slideshow is probably NSFW!)

BUT OKAY THAT IS NOT THE MOST EXCITING, THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING:

Time for Miracles on iTunes!!!

I totally want a radio-edit that chops off the first minute and a half or so, but omg once it hits the bridge and he is wailing all over the place I AM SO HAPPYYYYYY.

At this point the only thing that can make my happiness more complete is if someone manips Kris into the kissing pic. (*** HINT HINT HINT ***)

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brought to you by not-rare fandoms

2009-10-15T21:05:24Z

while discussing yuletide nominations with elynross:

astolat ahahaha omg
astolat Stephenie Meyer - Twilight series
* astolat dies
astolat wow can we let it through
astolat and then manually match it
astolat only to people who will write stories about like
astolat Edward bursting into flames
astolat Bella running away to become a porn star
astolat or actually
astolat no
astolat I want
astolat Kat Allison's twilight fanfic
astolat where they try to live together and it all goes 
        grim and horribly wrong in a brutally realist way
astolat and Edward stops sparkling

(PS: katallison, everyone I have shared this insight with agrees we really do want to read your Twilight fanfic)

(PPS: elyn said no :[ )

eta: LOLOLOL NOW ILLUSTRATED

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Yuletiiiiiide! and OTW!

2009-10-13T23:49:06Z

After a totally unnecessary bit of heart-attack due to the HORRIBLE UNREADABILITY THAT IS PERL (omg thank you @god that my long nightmare is almost over)...

* YULETIDE NOMINATIONS ARE OPEN *

(PS YES IDOL S8 IS ELIGIBLE AS IT IS THE FIRST YEAR! ♥)

I would also like to take this moment to ask you guys to consider donating to the Organization for Transformative Works now during our October membership drive. If you love fanfic, vids, fanart, all this art we make for joy and lulz -- if you want to help protect our legal fair-use rights to make it -- if you want us to have places to host it that won't be taken down -- please help support the OTW!

PS: IF YOU NEED MORE REASONS general_jinjur HAS PROVIDED MANY HILARIOUS AND CONVINCING MANIPS

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alskfjda;sfkjdsa;fdkjsaf TIME FOR MIRACLES

2009-10-10T02:06:29Z

OMG HOW HAPPY I AM

*dances around madly*

*hits replay a dozen times*

There's also an edited MP3 by @Idol360 combining song bits from this and Amazon MP3 sample \o/ and screencaps, more downloads, flailing, over on ontd_ai (although sadly the post is locked to members, sorry! :/ )

.....NOW WHERE IS THE REST OF IT :(

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Steampunk!AU, part three

2009-10-06T16:48:36Z

It's amazing how productive one becomes when one has five entirely other things all urgently due. :P Also brought to you by massive frustration over the lack of any actual music from Adam (although the happiness of hoopla_magnet and idolmeta are soothing the scorn).

Also, while I am posting this -- I have not yet read much of this story because I am saving for when it is all done and I can devour it all in one giant glorious feast, but if you are reading this story then presumably you do not mind serials/WIPs! So you should also go read The Devilstone Registry, a fabulous Wild West-steampunk AU by xbeyondxinsanex, up to chapter 11 of 12. \o/

Steampunk!AU (1300 words in this part)
Adam/Kris, adult, explicit

In which it's good to be the king, and Lord Cowell is not easily embarrassed.

* Steampunk!AU part one
* Steampunk!AU part two

The king stepped in closer, and Kris stared up at him, feeling a little weird and dizzy. Maybe the wine hadn't been the most awesome idea after all. "Kristopher?" the king said.

"Yeah?" Kris said. His eyes really were—amazing. And his mouth was kind of—

"In case no one mentioned it," the king said, "I'm your sovereign. And I'm not to be refused."

"Oh?" Kris said, a little vaguely, because look, it was distracting, and then the king had cupped Kris's face in his hands and was leaning in, and Kris said, "Oh—" and then he was being kissed, sweet and deep and hard.

The king—"Call me Adam," he murmured in Kris's ear—was barely stopping long enough between kisses to let Kris catch his breath.

"Adam?" Kris said, his voice rising. "You want me to call you—" He stopped, because the king had gotten the doublet-lacings undone in about five seconds instead of the half-hour it had taken to do them up in the first place, and his hands were sliding onto Kris's back. They were cool against his stifled skin after all the layers of wool and velvet: palms soft and unhardened, the fingers smooth except for the sorcery calluses on the pads of his ring fingers, and his thigh pressed between Kris's legs as they went tumbling backwards into the huge, soft, velvet-curtained bed.

"Well, I don't want to be called Your Majesty in bed," the king said, laying soft hot kisses along Kris's neck.

"Okay, I can see that would be," Kris said, and choked off as the king's mouth slid onto his collarbone and a hard, wracking shiver went down his back and legs. He clenched a hand into the king's hair, thick and soft, wool and furs under him, velvet overhead, dazed. He'd fumbled around with friends before once or twice, out on the moors, long cold nights guarding the borders or watching the sheep, but this was not the same. He had a brief crazy vision of being rolled up with—Adam—in a heap of uncombed sheepskins and coarse blankets, bits of twigs in his hair and rocks under them, and started laughing, breathless.

"I don't believe you're taking this seriously enough," Adam said.

"I don't believe this is happening," Kris said, but then Adam rolled his hips in a long and grandiose swell against him. "—I could be convinced, though," Kris added, strangled.

"Good," Adam said, kissing his mouth again. "I'll work on that."

His hand was on the lacings of Kris's breeches now, picking open the ties easily, and Kris had a moment: this really was happening, and he wasn't the kind who'd ever wanted to roll into bed with a stranger—he'd always thought it would be nice to wait until—

He caught Adam's hand, halfway down the placket, and blurted out, "I've never actually—"

Adam stared down at him, wide-eyed, incredulous, and then he said, "Is there something wrong with the people where you live?"

"There aren't a lot of us?" Kris said, rolling his eyes. "And a lot of the ones I'm not related to are sheep."

Adam laughed and bent down and bit at Kris's nipple, exposed in the crumpled silk wreck of his doublet. Kris gasped and arched up into his mouth. "So was that a plea for me to stop and preserve your virtue?" Adam said, and licked his tongue over it.

"Uh," Kris said, groaning a little, wavering. "It—I—"

"Because I could," Adam said, and shifted his weight so Kris could feel his cock, hot against his thigh through the breeches and hose. There was a lot of it. Adam nipped at his ear. "Any time you like." The heel of his hand pressed, gently but firm, between Kris's legs; Kris couldn't help rocking into it, and screw it, this was nice too; this was better than nice, holy fuck.

"No," Kris said, strangled, "no, that's okay, just mentioning—"

"Are you sure? Because I wouldn't want to despoil anyone unwilling," Adam added, rubbing his hand back and forth, a long stroke.

"Just shut up and despoil me already!" Kris said, and he hooked a leg around Adam's hip and rolled them over, Adam breaking out into delighted laughter under him.

#

Kris woke up slow and luxuriously, the heavy bed curtains cutting the light to a watery trickle. Adam was stirring beside him, stretching out, and he rolled up onto his side and looked down at Kris heavy-lidded and pleased. And hey, as long as Kris had lost his virtue anyway—

So he was leaning in to kiss Adam again when there were voices outside the door, and people started to come into the room. Not servants, either, but lords—Lord Cowell and Lord Fuller both, and several other barons. Kris flattened himself into the covers as much as he could, and glared at Adam, who didn't seem at all bothered by an army of nobles wandering into his bedchamber with the dawn.

Adam grinned back at him, a little wolfish, and leaned in to whisper, "What, you didn't know about the levee?"

"Your Majesty," Kris said—"Adam," the king said, still grinning—"Your Majesty," Kris said, pointedly, "I don't know if anyone's ever told you this, but you're a jerk."

The king threw back his head and laughed, wholeheartedly, and then he kissed Kris hard and fast once more and said, "I'm not at all! I won't even make you get out of bed," before he threw back the covers on his side and stepped down out of the curtains stark naked, to let his waiting valet throw a dressing gown over him.

Kris gave serious thought to taking him up on that offer, but after Adam had gotten out, a manservant came around to his side with another robe, and it seemed pointless to hide. Kris wouldn't be seeing any of these people ever again soon as he went back home. Hell, Simon would probably even be happy, since apparently this had been his idea from the start.

Besides, there was a huge slab of pork belly stewed in wine coming into the room, at the head of a dozen dishes, and Kris was starving the second he got a whiff of it. The lords were all busy talking politics, too, and ignoring him, which meant Kris actually got a plate of hot food before any of them did. He made a point of catching Adam's eye from where he stood in a small knot of men as his servants put on his robes, and licking his fingers exaggeratedly.

That didn't work all that well, though, because instead of looking annoyed, Adam narrowed his eyes in that smoky, turned-on way that had meant something amazing was about to happen, and apparently one night was all it had taken for Kris to take that information to heart. Or to other parts of his anatomy. Kris edged over around the corner of the table.

Simon did actually come over, after he'd talked to the king. "You do realize you aren't meant to eat until the king begins?" he said, looking disapprovingly at the plate.

"Lord Cowell," Kris said, "you're going to have to bear with me if I don't really give a damn about your advice anymore."

Cowell snorted. "Yes, go on, I'm perfectly willing to hear you try and convince me you have complaints about your evening."

He looked Kris up and down the dressing gown. Kris glared at him. "I don't have complaints about the night. I've got plenty about you trying to score points against Lord Fuller off our problems and lying to me about it. Not to mention what else you were trying to score points off. Isn't it kind of beneath your dignity to play procurer?"

"Kristopher," Cowell said, utterly unembarrassed, far as Kris could tell, "you're going to have to shed that naivete very quickly. No one at court will ever do anything without at least one selfish motive."

Kris rolled his eyes. "Then it's lucky for me I'm not staying long."

Cowell raised an eyebrow. "Really?"

♥

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Idol RPF: Nor Iron Bars (Adam/Kris) & art!!!

2009-09-23T16:30:45Z

Nor Iron Bars (515 words)
Adam/Kris, adult, explicit

A little bit of prison AU for ladyelphaba's prompt in the Kradam appreciation post, reposted on my website for those who can't get to ontd_ai

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Also, I totally am going to pimp this out because of awesome, look what icebar made meeee in the last-minute charity drive. :DDD (click for full-size)

AND as I was typing this, ahaha, teneagles sent me FANART OF MAMA ALLEN FIGHTING DEMONS (from City of a Thousand Wonders) adsalkdjfsldfj:

*dances*

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all invites out! and collecting up the "what happens next" answers

2009-09-23T03:24:50Z

Whew, all the invites for chosen_wip (the moderated comm where I will be writing the Kradamaty-inspired origfic) are now out -- if you donated and don't have an invite at http://www.livejournal.com/manage/invites.bml, let me know and I will resend! (If you are late to the party and still want to sign up, just head over to the intro post for details. And part one of the story is up!

Here are all the answers to the "what happens next" questions from the charity. :D

what Katy was thinking in City of a Thousand Wonders, for dreadnought

When Katy raced out sword in hand to face Paula, I think she was really excited in a way, because she has been training ALL HER LIFE to do battle with these creatures, and though she's not afraid of dying, she is afraid of never getting a chance to fight back against them while they creep around the world quietly and horribly destroying helpless victims, and she hated it that Kris was going off alone to fight Clive even though she is very practical and knew that it had to be that way.

And then afterwards, she was even more excited, because she wasn't really hoping for them to do anything more than to *hurt* Paula, because Paula was one of the really old ones; so she is pretty much looking at Adam and seeing giant sparkly nuclear weapon, sitting right there, ready to be used on all the rest! So she was entirely ready to drag Kris off and inform him that it was totally his duty to seduce Adam into helping with the cause if need be. *g*

what's going on in Cook's head in Time Of Your Life, for likealocket

At the end in TOYL when Archie sings Prayer for the Dying, Cook basically has the flip side of Archie's epiphany when Cook sang Closer at the start of the story -- Cook is having that same moment of intense personal attraction for the first time. And then in the villa, I think what tips him over the edge, even though he's not in that moment completely convinced that it's a good idea, is that Archie has actually been really consistent about wanting him throughout the whole story -- and not in a kind of emo moping desperate way but fairly maturely, so Cook can really believe in the attraction as an adult thing and not think of it as just a crush.

And meanwhile I think Cook has also gotten to a place thanks to all of the sort of hollow dating experiences where he personally is valuing emotional honesty and seeing Archie as a lot more real and strong than the other partners he's been with, so by that point, when Archie makes the final move, having in the meantime gotten some experience, I think Cook is still not *quite* sure he's doing the right thing, but convinced enough that he is going to take the risk.

the time between Give Us Georgia and the shot in House of the Living, for glambertfan

v sad! ;____;

So I think Matt is trying really hard not to think at all that whole afternoon -- he's afraid, and he very much doesn't want to die. He doesn't completely believe in it, which makes it even harder -- he feels fine, and the whole day has been so unreal; only a little more than twenty-four hours before they were sitting in a stadium waiting to perform. But the horror of the zombies, of seeing what they become, is really strong, and he knows intellectually there is no escape. It just doesn't seem fair.

I think that as he walks out alone, after he leaves the apartment, he lets himself be angry at Adam. I don't think he realizes that it was a conscious choice on Adam's part, Matt is too wound up to analyze that distance, but he just knows that Adam got the one jumping on Mike Sarver first and his second, and that's the difference that means he's going to die. He won't let himself feel that way while he's in the apartment with Adam, because he loves Adam and all the others and won't do that to them, but afterwards he needs the energy of being angry to carry him away and through with the act.

what happens next in Moving On, for denitta

Clark and Lex totally live happily ever after, although Clark gets somewhat exasperated when Lex sort of accidentally gets into a war with the Andromeda Galaxy and conquers that too, and Lex is irritated when Clark insists on his creating a parliament and at least making gestures towards democracy, but is eventually won over after he realizes this gives him more time to spend with Clark, and they go through a rough patch over having more children; Clark really kind of wants another child and Lex doesn't, but that turns out to be a sense of anxiety over turning into his dad and treating his children as competitors, and after he gets over that he ends up swinging the other way and wanting a dozen, who all grow up to terrorize the galaxy in various ultimately benevolent ways.

do the Davids succeed with their plan to steal the former idols from 19E in Mastermind, for saba1789 (hee, I like this one)

The Davids will ABSOLUTELY succeed, and in fact Kris is a ~recruit~ of theirs. However, Adam comes out of nowhere and throws a wrench in their plans -- they are quite anxious as he is sucking up all the buzz and at the same time is perfectly and innocently happy to stay with 19E as long as he is allowed to sing awesome songs and set himself on fire occasionally.

So Kris has to seduce Adam into the new Idol collective, which he is initially resentful about as he is straight and does not appreciate the Davids pimping him out to this lunatic, except then the actual sex is fabulous. And then it turns out Adam was totally planning to join them all along but played hard to get pretty much just so Kris would be forced to put out for him.

what happens after House of the Living with Kris and Katy

Kris and Adam end up at the hotel that night after the end of House of the Living, and after Adam falls asleep, Kris goes to sit in the bathroom and calls Katy to tell her. Katy is wounded, but not completely surprised -- Kris has been receding from her fast since the incident, and his refusal to talk about what happened with Adam during the escape made her suspect that their earlier unresolved attraction -- which I think she was aware of -- had progressed to something further.

She tries to talk him into holding off on making any sudden changes -- she wants them to go to counseling first, and for him to go to therapy, because she thinks this is 95% reaction to the trauma. And Kris thinks she's probably right, but he doesn't think that makes a difference -- therapy isn't going to make the trauma go away, and apart from what he needs himself, Adam needs him desperately right now, too, and Katy doesn't -- in fact he is feeling like all he can do for Katy right now is mess her up while she fails to reach him, where for Adam he can actually help and be helped.

They quietly arrange a separation, and Kris gives Katy pretty much everything in the divorce settlement, and he and Adam stay completely discreet in public for the next year and keep separate places in LA, even though everyone guesses, until they finally get a break and go away to a private island, and a paparazzo charters a sailboat and manages to get photos of them on the beach together that sell for more than a million dollars.

Synaesthesia--does Kris ever realize that Adam sorta drugged him, and what does he think about it? Is there a whole race of people with tentacles somewhere?, for cincodemayogirl

Not a whole race -- I think of this as a more X-Men type of universe, full of individual mutants who have different weird powers and quirks, and Adam's happens to be weird druggy glitter-tentacles. *g*

I think Kris knows even in the moment that he's being drugged, and Adam is also drugged, and afterwards he feels a little guilty about it but also craves the experience again. I think Adam is the one who's more upset and skittish afterwards -- his body just up and DID this crazy thing, just when he'd gotten comfortable in his own skin, and he both feels guilty for what he did to Kris and also on some level angry that Kris brought out that reaction in him -- I kind of envision Kris having been quite a lot of a tease in this AU before this incident. So it ends up being Kris who has to pursue Adam after and coax him into letting it happen again, even though Adam pretty desperately wants it too.

In Duende, do the Navy ever figures out that Stephen was the Intangible and what they decide to do about it, for aesvir

Yes, it all comes out a while later: Jack doesn't let it slip at all (he can be close-mouthed when he needs to be), but when they are next in London while Jack is trying to get another ship, he is insulted by another senior sea-officer and Stephen has to fight for him again. In London high-level duels often become a public event unless the participants try to avoid it, which the opponent doesn't, and Stephen is recognized by his style. There is more than a little muttering about unfairness and Jack's damned luck, but a bond can't be broken, and so the Navy just promotes Jack to take advantage both of his increased abilities and of Stephen's skill. :D

what happens next in the Kradam Prison AU, for mistresscurvy

Adam was originally in minimum security prison for a relatively minor drug offense (he knew he shouldn't have agreed to take the package, but it was that or do some awful "Debbie Does Dallas" dinner theater strip revue), but he got into a shoving match with another inmate who was trying to rape a third prisoner, and the guy slipped and whacked his head on a table and ended up in a coma, which got Adam upgraded.

At this point he's just trying to keep himself together and fly under the radar until he can get parole, which is why he's not thrilled at Ryan handing him someone to look after, but he knows very well staying on the guards' good side is important. Plus Kris is really adorable and also clearly messed up, and Adam feels so sorry for him, and also Adam has been badly deprived, so being handed this on a silver platter in a way he can convince himself isn't coercion is incredibly tempting.

I think he likes it and likes Kris a lot more than he expects to, and Kris likes him back, and there's a piano in the rec room and the two of them end up singing together while Kris plays, and having fairly ridiculous amounts of sex, and writing music, and somehow together they survive the next couple of years, and then Adam gets parole and Kris's lawyers get him out on appeal, and the two of them cut an album in Little Rock and end up getting signed together.

What is Adam thinking/feeling in the freckles ficlet? for lferion

I think Adam knows damn well that Kris is attracted to him, and he's attracted back, but he's never going to make the first move -- he's not above giving Kris small intimacies to lure him, but he doesn't want Kris if Kris has to be seduced. He wants Kris to choose him, because he knows otherwise it won't work. And when Kris finally comes to his room that night, he is choosing, and Adam's so happy, and he is happy to just sit quietly while Kris cleans off his makeup and let Kris work up to kissing him at last. <3

In City of a Thousand Wonders, does Kris or anyone else know about Adam being a "power sink" before the big Clive show down, for cellia

Yes, Kris knows by then -- I think over the summer he has seen Adam pretty much soaking up all the fan energy and realizes that Adam can share it, and that's why he asks in that first battle if Adam will let him have some of it. And I think on one hand, Kris is really worried for Adam because of it, so afraid that if Clive got his hands on Adam he would destroy what makes Adam special, and Kris couldn't bear that. And I think Kris also finds Adam deeply irresistible and instinctively wants to touch that energy in him, but he wouldn't even ask because it would be intrusive and wrong, wrong, wrong, but then in the battle, it is almost an excuse to ask Adam, and then Adam says yes and it is a million times more amazing than Kris anticipated.

In Eggplant, what happens when Lex discovers that Clark kept on lying to him about being an alien, for teneagles

Eggplant, I am not actually sure. I think Lex is still very much in danger of going darkside in Eggplant, and a lot will depend on when and how he finds out. Hmm -- okay: Lionel finds out about the relationship and then proceeds to investigate Clark and discover his powers. He's torn whether to expose Clark to Lex for the emotional lesson of not trusting anyone, but his lust for power wins out, so instead he arranges for Clark to be abducted. Lex goes hunting for Clark and finds the information in Lionel's files about Clark's abilities. He's angry and really hurt, but Clark is in active danger, and Lionel is planning a series of horrific experiments. Lex out-thinks Lionel and rescues Clark, destroying Lionel's lab and also leaving him open for a major EPA investigation; he gets Clark back to his parents and leaves him there.

Clark comes uncertainly over to Lex's place the next day. Clark is confused and nervous, and he tries to pass off the abduction as Lionel being irrational. Lex loses his temper and throws the decanter he's been sucking brandy from all morning into the fire and yells at Clark for lying to him, failing to trust him, and most of all treating him like he's an idiot, even though Lex grants he's been behaving like one by taking Clark at face value all this time. He tells Clark to get out.

Clark is broken up and miserable. His parents are deeply relieved, having by now figured out that they were dating, except his mom is also worried about Clark being hurt. Clark sneaks away from school the next day and goes over to talk to Lex, but the mansion is empty and being closed up by the remaining servants: Lex is gone. Clark runs to Metropolis, except Lex isn't there, either; Clark overhears a couple of servants saying he's gone to New York.

Over the next few days, Clark tries to call Lex and gets voicemail; his emails go unanswered. He finally confides in his parents about the relationship; his dad pretty much ends up saying it couldn't work -- he can't trust Lex, and so Lex is going to resent him, and that's the end of it. Except Clark decides that the only way out of that is if he takes the leap of faith and does trust Lex, and he goes outside despite their protests and runs all the way to New York, finds Lex, and breaks into Lex's apartment where Lex is sitting up not asleep, staring out at the skyline. And Lex turns and sees Clark there, impossibly, as good as a confession, and Clark is about to start making a real one, but Lex kisses him instead.

Where does the Merlin AU story Room 20 go, for teneagles

In the time of the series, Merlin and Arthur banish magic -- not permanently, it can't be done permanently, but (the idea is) long enough for science to gain a foothold and reach a level where ordinary men aren't completely vulnerable to the whims of wizards and witches. Arthur is mortally wounded in the final battle against Morgana and Mordred and the other powers of the earth, but as Merlin casts the banishing spell, he works in that Arthur will return when magic does and that he will live until then, never realizing that he's just doomed himself to more than a thousand years of solitary wandering.

So Merlin is sort of half-crazy from being alone all this time waiting; Arthur doesn't quite remember his past, and Morgana and Mordred and all the magical creatures are on the verge of bursting back into our world. \o/?

what happens after #krisallenpornstar, for justelizabeth (this is possibly my favorite one)

Adam does in fact take Kris back to his place that night and proceeds to have a lot more amazing sex with him, and informs Kris he is now going to be kept, and after six orgasms Kris is unable to form any kind of coherent reason for why not. The next afternoon, Kris wakes up alone and kind of hungover, and staggers out to his bartender job; he then goes home to his crappy sublet share and finds it empty except for an explanatory post-it: Adam has paid some people to get all of Kris's stuff and take it over to his place. :D Kris is going to yell about this, he really is, but when he gets to Adam's place, Adam is there gleefully waving Kris's demo CD and saying it is awesome and Kris plays! and then he nails Kris on the leather couch and Kris never gets around to voicing objections, and that is how they end up moved-in together.

Meanwhile, the video is a big hit online. It turns out Adam actually co-produced the video himself & funded it out of his prior earnings, so he has now made a pile of money, and he talks Kris into letting him bring in a camera crew to film their sex-filled lives as an adult reality show with the two of them making music in the background, and it becomes a runaway online/itunes hit, gets bought by Showtime, and their music starts charting.

And they live happily ever after making songs and porn. :D

what happens after in Preacher Man...Do they just kiss or do either of them get fully "converted" by their efforts, for krismc09

hahaha, uh, let us say that they exhaustively explore varied interpretations of the song of solomon. several times!

(Alas, Kris's further conversion attempts are less successful, but Adam doesn't discourage him from trying. *g*)

what happens in "City of a Thousand Wonders" with Cook and Archie, for sellaturcica

Cook and Archie slip away from the media circus and go back to Cook's place in LA, where they go out onto the lawn in back and curl up together in the sunlight. They order a bunch of comfort food and then Cook brings out his acoustic guitar and they sing together for a while. Afterwards they get really quiet and Archie asks Cook if they're going to be okay. Cook tells him yes, eventually.

Kris gets in touch a few days later, after the end of the story: he and Adam and his mom are visiting all of the Idols who were violated by Clive and doing what they can. Because Cook and Archie were only exposed once, they aren't as badly off. They go back out on tour and the fan energy helps. Archie moves to L.A., away from his family -- he can't quite help blaming them for having put him into Clive's reach -- and they hang out a lot together; they are in the weird place where most of the other Idols were either hurt much worse, like Carrie, or not hurt the same way, like Adam and Kris.

They do heal, although it leaves scars.

after crown of the summer court, what brings down camelot? for evadne_fenn

Camelot falls slowly, in Crown of the Summer Court -- I think everyone half-forgets about the elves, after they are gone, and even Arthur and Merlin gradually have their memories partly fade away; they keep aging normally, and living their lives. The Saxon invasions begin, and Arthur manages to hold them off for a long time, becoming war-leader and eventually king of all Albion in the process.

But the Saxons make allies of Mordred and the druids, and it becomes a battle holding off the tide, which keeps nibbling away at the kingdom, and Arthur and Merlin and all the knights of Camelot get wearier and more angry, always at war. They start to lose what is important and good about them to the endless struggle, and on the eve of the battle of Camlann, Morgana has a vision of it getting much, much worse -- of them almost going darkside in order to defeat the Saxons, and what that will mean for the world.

So out of love, she betrays them -- she goes to Mordred and gives him secrets, and helps him with her own magic to entangle Merlin, and the Saxons win their first and only victory against Arthur, who is mortally wounded and carried from the field by a handful of loyal knights. Merlin works free and goes to him, but Arthur is in tremendous pain, but can't die, and Merlin can't heal him.

Merlin, in a rage, goes for Morgana and drags her before Arthur, where she tells them why she did it. She tells them they can win battle after battle, but the war is lost -- the Saxons are here to stay, and they need to bow to history. Merlin and Arthur recognize that Morgana's right about what's been happening to them, and together step back from the edge. Arthur manages to negotiate a peace with the Saxons, who are still incredibly afraid of him and Merlin, but afterwards he is still wounded and in agony.

Merlin is sitting by his bedside trying again futilely to heal him, when he sees the grail sitting on the table beside him, and remembers. He gives Arthur a drink from the grail, and drinks himself, and both of them are restored to youth; Arthur is all for racing back out and reforming Camelot and starting all over again, but Merlin stops him and says it's time to go. And the two of them leave, vanishing mysteriously as far as everyone else is concerned.

What happened with Lord Cadebourne in Favorite, and did Merlin and Arthur ever try using whips and manacles again in Crown of the Summer Court, for reinventweather

Cadebourne got tipsy at a feast and in the hallway ran into what he thought was a charmingly forward servant boy, cleaned up nicely if a little gawky, and promptly tried a bit of a friendly grope; Merlin fended him off and was about to explain why this was a very bad idea when Arthur came around the corner and took massive and furious exception, much to Cadebourne's terrified dismay. Merlin had to yell quite a lot to keep Arthur from challenging Cadebourne right then and there, and managed to distract Arthur long enough for Cadebourne to make a run for it. Cadebourne left that night. *g*

And as for the second one: yes. *cough* ;)

how the Daily Prophet reported on Sam's activities in Old Country, for pinkfinity

The Daily Prophet considered reporting on Sam's activities, but while they were doing the page layout full of a sensational story titled SAM WINCHESTER: THE NEXT DARK LORD?, the photo they took of him at the hearing looked back at them and got angry and the whole page burst into flames and crisped up around the edges. They thought better of it. Instead they printed a shot of Dean standing outside leaning against the Impala in his leather jacket and sunglasses. The issue sold extremely well, as whenever girls looked at it, the shot of Dean would take off the sunglasses and grin or wink at them.

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Also, I totally have to give another giant round of applause for honey_wheeler and cheapxdate and for all of ontd_ai -- SERIOUSLY WTF $80,000 RAISED (and $206,000 over the whole challenge) -- unbelievable and so awesome. :')

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origfic comm invites going out!

2009-09-22T17:06:49Z

Heads up, all -- invites are going out for chosen_wip, the locked comm I mentioned in my previous post, where I'm going to be writing origfic for donations. :) I have hit the "outstanding invitations" limit, so I have to wait until people accept the invites before I can send more out.

Currently up to: everyone from the posts in my lj and dw, continuing to the ontd_ai threads and new requests next. If you haven't gotten the email invite (they are slow), you can go the invitations page to accept:

http://www.livejournal.com/manage/invites.bml

If you should be there and aren't, let me know & I will resend!

One note -- I'm doing this under my profic lj, so just a reminder -- I don't mind crossing the line in this direction, from fandom to pro-land, but I prefer not to go the other direction; it's not at all a secret on the pro side that I write fanfic/slash/rpf/porn/whatever, but I don't really want people from RL coming over to my fun fanfic space and going "hey why aren't you working" or whatnot. So I appreciate it if you don't link my pseud and pro names together in public, or in this new comm.

Also, as the ontd_ai charity drive is over, I am going to take donations from now on for another cause that's more personally dear to my heart, the OTW! So if you missed this before and want in, you can donate any amount to the OTW and drop me a comment either here or on the comm intro post to get invited. \o/

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Final hours for ONTD_AI charity drive

2009-09-20T22:02:09Z

So today is the last day of the Adam challenge over at DonorsChoose.org, and I have a couple of last-minute things to toss into the pot: first off, over in the ontd_ai dollar donation thread I have put up a "what happens next?" thread where I am taking questions about any of my past stories -- ie, what was character X thinking in that scene, what happens after the story, what happened in that scene offstage, etc.

That is locked to comm members and membership is temporarily closed, so if you are interested but not a member (and I am happy to do this for past stories in any of my fandoms, not just AIRPF stories), feel free to comment here with your question instead, just make a donation of any amount. :D

So that's item one; also, teneagles won my "pick a WIP to finish" auction, and picked a story that is inspired by Adam/Kris/Katy but is original fiction. I am going to be writing this in bits and pieces in a locked LJ community (this is going to come in at ~100K words long and definitely a long-haul process, JSYK).

If you would like to be a member of the comm and read along with the story as it goes, make a donation and comment to tell me so, and I will send you an invitation to the comm when I have set it up. The donation can be any amount but must be new for this. (I am going on honor system here though, no need to send me proof.)

Note: the ontd_ai drive is over, so I am switching gears on this a little bit; hang on for a few and if you want in on the comm, I will post new instructions about it shortly. :D

\o/

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