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Eek!
hai, ILY. JS.

heee :D

This rocks :)

You have this awesome talent for a) entertaining me when I start looking around the net and bemoaning the lack of excellent fic and b) writing things that make me want to laugh out loud and embarrass myself in front of coworkers and family members

*feels productive!* ;)

LMAO.........your crack fic is the best.

:D :D :D

Two lines I absolutely loved:

"Bacon sandwich," Kris explained, which, it shortly became apparent, was sleep-language for "giving you a blowjob."

This. I have totally done this. It's like you make a whole new language when you're asleep, but I have memories of doing it and the poor person I was talking to had no clue what I was saying, while I thought I was speaking perfectly normal english, why weren't they following?

"I could've told you in two seconds he won't sleepwalk if you stick a pillow under his ankles when he goes to bed."

There are some things you should discuss peremptorily, you know?

heeee, yes, Katy should TOTALLY have filled Kris in on this in advance. :>

Also, "bacon sandwich" specifically was totally inspired by the hilarious Sleep Talkin' Man

:D :D :D :D

Ahahahahaha ADORABLE AND HILARIOUS.

♥ :D

*GIGGLES*

*glee* :D

"Now take off your clothes, baby. You're going to be wide awake for this one."

Not that I, uh, read AI RPF... often. But that is the most awesome line ever. *coughs and whistles innocently*

heeee, I totally got that ending line early and HAD TO WORK TO GET TO IT! :P but it was worth it! *clings to darling line*

OMFG....this was so HOT and so HYSTERICAL at the same time. I laughed so hard!!!!! Fabulous story. Thanks!

There are so many awesome sentences in this fic that I don't even know where to begin! I was recced this by laurapetri and this certainly cheered me up since I've been having the most boring day ever. THANK YOU!!!!!!

I just adore your Adam. He's so open, and sweet, and matter-of-fact. And funny.

You have this amazing knack for making crack!fic completely believable. ♥

You FINALLY wrote it!

You should make the summary: Surprise buttsex!

bhahah.

Abruptly, the door swung open. Kris wobbled in, naked, with a screwdriver brandished triumphantly in his hand.

Adam groaned, rolled onto his face, and smacked his own ass. "You want it, go to town."

That was the point at which I simply had to put my head down and howl with laughter before I could continue.

BWEE.

They're just so damn cute. I give up.

Well, if you sleepwalk into my bed, orgasms might happen?

Gosh, that made me laugh so hard, you don't even know! :D

I really enjoyed reading this, thanks for writing and sharing it! <3

Ahahaha

<3

OH FUUUUUU... Intimations.org is banned in my work computer for being a mature audience site. Will have to wait the whole day to read it...

I love it so much. And I love that there seems to be new fic almost every day for me to read! :D

How are you so awesome! ♥

Seriously, that killed me dead. It's 2 a.m. and I'm just hoping I didn't wake up my housemates with my laughter. And yes, Kris has the most awesome wife ever.

I particularly love your dubcons!

Lots of wonderful lines, but my favourite:

"I am absolutely fine providing you with orgasms, but I am not going to just lie back and think of WeHo!"

(this is me giggling wildly in the middle of the school computer lab.)

<3

"Hm," Adam said. "Well, if you sleepwalk into my bed, orgasms might happen? Sorry?"

Hot and hilarious, my favorite!

ahahahaha, that was awesome.