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Idol RPF: Bodyswap (Adam/Kris)
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aianonlovefest, bodyswap prompt!
Bodyswap (1300 words)
Adam/Kris, adult, explicit
"Our brains have just gotten mixed up!" Adam said. "Maybe if we get close enough, they'll—" He waved a hand, "—swap back into place." He rubbed his knuckles up and down Kris's dick. His dick. With Kris in it. Well, this was confusing.
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aianonlovefest, bodyswap prompt!Bodyswap (1300 words)
Adam/Kris, adult, explicit
"Our brains have just gotten mixed up!" Adam said. "Maybe if we get close enough, they'll—" He waved a hand, "—swap back into place." He rubbed his knuckles up and down Kris's dick. His dick. With Kris in it. Well, this was confusing.
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How one can be so turned on while laughing hysterically, is only something that a great writer can accomplish for a reader. You are definitely one of those authors.
This whole exchange made me completely lmao, but that last line created a mess that I had to clean up on my monitor. NOTE: do not read Astolat while drinking hot beverages...
"Dude, I think whatever this is, it's—I don't know, it's messing with us," Kris said. "I uh. I had to jerk off last night and again this morning."
"And?" Adam said. "What happened? Oh my God, something's wrong with my dick?"
"What?" Kris said. "No! I'm saying—last night! and this morning! That's like, twice in twelve hours!"
"And?" Adam said. "What? I haven't been getting laid that often lately."
"This is normal? —okay, never mind," Kris said, faintly.
Adam called Kris's publicist and faked deathly illness, and took the adorable, practical little Ford Fusion over to his house. His beautiful, beautiful, huge house, all his, Adam thought sadly, with his fabulous black Mustang in the driveway, and all his stuff in it, and then to cap it off Kris opened the door in his body.
"I can't even begin to describe the ways in which this is utterly wrong," Adam moaned, going right past him to collapse on the couch.
"Uh, yeah," Kris said, in a slightly choked voice, sitting down next to him. He stared at the wall, fixedly.
"What?" Adam said.
"Uh." Kris coughed. "Nothing." His voice sounded squeaky.
"Oh, now you want to fuck me," Adam said, dispiritedly.
"Adam, I want to fuck inanimate objects," Kris said. "I don't get how you make it through a day."
So amazing...
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Also, man! You were given a FREE FIC REQUEST and did not use it to harass me for anything arranged marriage related. I feel like I should be concerned that you might be dying. :>
(hahaha you totally asked for it)
the offer has no expiration date! you can totally have mail order bride fic or some other ridiculous fandom cliche. flail at me about what you want and I will provide ASAP!
Also, now I want to see them make it up to Katy. Because, uhm. That would be really hot too. O_O
*brain cells fried*
Your stories always make me so happy.
This is really good. I truly enjoyed it!
Of course Adam would want to check himself out. Adam/Adam's big dick might be the secret OTP of my heart. And Adam's, I'm sure.
Now write a sequel with them making it up to Katy and they keep accidentally swapping in the middle of the sex scene! And Katy's like "why do you guys keep stopping, stopping is not allowed!" and they're like "it's disorienting, give us a break!"
Gotta go back and read it again!
This is insane. And really hot. And hilarious. And really, REALLY hot.
Hot and funny! I love your Adam. He is a glittery bulldozer of happiness.
Please don't stop!!
Thank you so much for sharing <33333333333333