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Idol RPF: In Writing (Adam/Kris)

Written for the aianonlovefest! With <3 to Merry for beta. :D

In Writing (1675 words)
Adam/Kris, adult

Kris really should've read the contract more carefully.


(This is kind of a sister-story to my Idol S7 story Claused, hee.)

Read the story on my website or in the anonfest!

ETA: oh and hey, I totally forgot, I wrote a tiny little gen-ish Kradam snippet last night in the hilarious 2012 red carpet livestream fail post; reposting here for posterity. *g*

2012 Red Carpet snippet

He'd learned to turn his phone off during photo ops, so he didn't get the message until well after he'd escaped from the black red carpet. On-screen, John Cusack was improbably escaping from yet another tidal wave without losing any members of his adorable standard-issue white-bread nuclear family. Adam slid low in his chair and sneaked the phone out of his pocket, curling around to hide it cupped low against his chest.

congrats man have a gd tm

Adam smiled at it and slipped it away again, and when everyone was filing out again, he peeled off into a deserted unfashionable exit stairwell and called Kris back before his handlers could get to him. "Where are you?"

"I -- don't know," Kris said. "I'm in a hotel room? Where are you?"

"The -- " Adam paused and tried to remember. "I don't know either, actually. But I'm in a theater somewhere in LA."

"Puts you ahead of me," Kris said. "Was the movie awesome? Were you all pretty for the red carpet?"

"I was and remain fabulously pretty," Adam said. "But Kris, I'm really sorry, this is the stupidest fucking movie in the history of ever."

"Shut up, man, I cannot wait for this movie," Kris said, sounding utterly and passionately sincere. "Does he really take out the Himalayas?"

"I have no idea," Adam said. "I think I was doing Bejeweled by then. There's this one actor who played a Tibetan monk who's really cute, though."

"Yeah?" Kris said, in that same half-pulled-in way he'd always said hello to Drake. Adam rubbed his thumb gently up and down the curve of his phone and reminded himself he wasn't that kind of guy. Most of the time.

"I'll get you a screener," he said.

"No way, man, I am seeing this one in the theater," Kris said. "If you were a real friend you'd have taken me to this. I would've sprung for the extra-large popcorn."

"But would you have made out with me in the back row during all the boring schlocky parts?" Adam said.

"For this movie?" Kris said. "Hell, yeah."

"Kris Allen, if only I had known you were so easy," Adam said. "I'll take you when you get back in town."

"I thought you said it sucked," Kris said.

"I like the offer, though," Adam said.

# end


(PS: Adam's first single For Your Entertainment is now on iTunes! So much fun, yay!)



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I love this story! I have only the vaguest idea of who these people are (X-factor contenders? winners? some sort of American equivalent to Pop Idol?) but who cares, I read and loved. My favourite line, and I don't know why, was 'he burst into tears'. It is a cheesy and absurd line, and it comes out of nowhere (or for me it came out of nowhere: who knows? perhaps this is all total canon???), and I loved it. *squee*
hahaha, yes, American Idol is the big shambling US version of Pop Idol. <3333 yay!
Eeeee, such dumb boys.

Also I love that Kris big vengeance is leaving a jacket on the floor.
KRIS CAN BE REALLY MEAN SOMETIMES OKAY! HE REALLY CAN! HE SWEARS! (heee) <3
Loved this it was awesome!
yay, thank you bb! <3
Ridiculous but true fact: I was just on your site like 10 minutes ago wishing for new Kradam and rereading older stuff while making combined cooing noises of love and grumbly toddler tantrum noises of greedy I-want-more-edness.

THANKS FOR TOTALLY MAKING MY DAY WITH YOUR PSYCHIC POWERS OF AWESOME AND QUEERITUDE :D
*bows, happy to provide* grins!
Awwwwwww!!! Boys!
they are v v cute and sparkly! <3
Okay, trufax confessions time: I didn't watch a single episode of AI this year, and I have only the vaguest idea who Kris and Adam are, and most of that is because I have read every single one of your Kradam stories. Whoever they may be IRL, I am butt crazy in love with their characters as you describe them. LOVE. :)
omg, you must read [info]bexless's fabulous fabulous primer (and also her fabulous fabulous stories btw)! \o/
:D:D:D:D:D!!!!

Oh, poor sad tired Adam who misses Kris! Love!
...Is it sad that I find my suspension of disbelief stretched less for the legal contract than I do the idea of it raining buckets in L.A.? Thoroughly charming however, Claused is stil one of my favorite AI7 stories and this is just as good (if a lot shorter :P).
IT DOES RAIN IN LA! Seriously, come in the winter and you'll see. Or I could talk to you about the time I got drenched in January. It is called a wet season for a reason.

/end random LA comment
Haha, oh I know, I'm a SoCal kid too. I'm just saying it's SO RARE that it causes the city to go into utter panic and collapse when it does. Or at least that's what happens in SD at any rate.
"Uh," Kris said. "I'm married. Remember?"

"You don't have to get a divorce if Katy doesn't mind," Patricia said.

"She does mind!" Kris said.

"In that case, we can arrange excellent legal representation," Patricia said.

Yeah. I love Patricia. I think there should be way, way more of this fic so we can have way, way more Patricia. (Ulterior motive? Nooo, I don't think so...)
AHAHAHAHAHA! So totally not what I expected.
OMG I love it!! Love that they included that in the contract and Kris's reaction. The end was just sooo emotional, I don't even know how you do it but it destroyed me. Adam's need in this, god just wow. Yay fic!!
Awesome fics as usual, bb! Definitely cheered me up after a long day :DDD

And man, that black carpet failstream was the most hilarious thing ever. (Okay, I only came in at the end, which made all the people yelling SCORN and FAIL all the funnier.)
Loved it!
AWWW OMG
WHY ARE YOUR FICS ALWAYS SO UNIQUE XD
<33333333

I kind of adore your Adam, like, all the time. XD
In so many ways I found this hilarious, but I think the best part would be teh serious second opinion on teh subclause of nakedness.

*bursts into tears*

This was so unexpectedly awesome.

Oh, boys.
Love this so so much! Particularly the way you set up the story. All the build up to Adam's appearance and than having him totally disarming Kris (and us!) by breaking into tears.

Awesome!
I also have to admit that I didn't watch AI at all last season. (Finances required the sacrifice of my cable tv, Fox.com doesn't show AI, I haven't bothered to get a converter box, and I'm too lazy to torrent it.)

And yet I am entranced by your versions of Kris & Adam. I want to take them home with me and feed them cookies (fabulous, sparkly, spinkle-covered, purple icing-toped cookies.)

Thank you so much for continuing to write and post stories with them. You are awesomeness!
This is just the BEST Crazy Idea EVER. Please, please, please MORE.
I have to admit that I don't know Idol at all, but wanted to tell you that I just found and watched your Dune musicvideo and it is awesome - and really makes me want to watch the movie again!! Thank you for creating such lovely gems (now I shall be off to see if there are any shows amongs the other vids you have made, and watch those next!)
This was great! I loved Claused and I really liked that you continued with the general idea here.

LOL....Since this a sister-story to Claused, can I pretend that Archie and Cook pointed out the contract terms to Adam? :)
OH THIS WAS PURE LOVE TO READ

Seriously, it was just ...uh...the urgency and passion in the end made me dizzy.

You are amazing.
*iz ded*

... in luurrvve with it.
Love the fic and the snippet. As always!
aw. aw. aw.

I just. IDK.

these boys & you ... *flails arms*

kay, backing away from the cray cray.

ILU.
Oh, boys. *pets them*
LOVED it so much. ♥

"One purple-sequined jacket had fallen down on the floor when the movers had put his stuff in. Kris left it there. He was feeling vengeful." TOO PRECIOUS.

Edited at 2009-11-09 05:04 am (UTC)
I soooo love your shooting-the-moon!Adam !!
I absolutely love this!
Awww, I liked the ficlet!
this was hilarious up until it got very sweet and a little hot. Also now I'm convince that 19e pimps out their clients to each other.
this is really for 'in writing' but the line where Kris says he's worth twenty million and Katy says that's so sweet made me die with laughter.

that's all.
This was a cute fic. Both parts well written.
Loved it the second time as much as I did the first. Great writing.