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Idol RPF: Sex Machine (Adam/Kris)

Woo, first square of Kink Bingo accomplished! \o/

(Which should be all the warning you need for this one.)

Sex Machine (2,017 words)
Adam/Kris, adult, explicit

"I thought it was going to be an ice cream maker or something," Kris said.


( Read the story! )


♥ to [info]merryish and [info]bayleaf for beta! All fb loved. :) ♥
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Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 at 05:27 pm | | Leave a comment | 71 comments | Add to Memories | Share

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[info]quatre_k

That was pretty hot damn!
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 09:37 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]astolat

\o/!
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:18 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]jrho

I am so excited about the new round of Kink Bingo!!!
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 09:46 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]astolat

me too, omg! so much fun!
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:18 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]kissmedirty

"Kris, if you think an ice cream maker is more exciting than a vibrator, you've been using at least one of them wrong," Adam said

HEE^_^

Loved it, sweet and scorching .. perfect combo
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:01 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]cincodemaygirl

Seconded: that line made me lol. I would have scared the cat if I had a cat, etc.
Posted on Jun. 5th, 2009 02:51 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]missyousofaar

Can there be more please?

Nnnnngggggggh.
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:13 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]mistresscurvy

Jesus Christ, that was hot and adorable at the same time. Kink Bingo is like Christmas for perverts.

Something about the way you write this pairing can actually make me picture the curve of Kris's smile when he kisses Adam. Also, Adam calling him baby makes me squee so hard.

Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:14 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]reginagiraffe

Is Adam's use of "baby" canon? 'Cause it's kind of adorable.

And that was very hot!
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:15 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]astolat

heee! not to Kris (at least not on camera) but he has used it as an endearment to Allison. *extrapolates like mad*
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:17 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]boomingvoice

So much fun! And diiiirty! Thank you for writing. (and a whole bingo card to fill up? oh my.)
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:19 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]whetherwoman

I... how is it possible that this is cute? Cute sex machine porno. *brain splody*
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:32 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]lferion

Oh my goodness.

And as a direct result of your pimping, I am now throroughly an Adam fan in RL. I am to the point of regretting that I didn't dvr more than the last 3 hours of AI8, and about ready to beg for copies of the whole season on disk.

I have now mainlined enough clips & things that I could hear everyone -- Adam and Kris especially.
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:37 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]theotherqueen

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO EXCITING.
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:40 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]antigone921

They stood back staring at it, and then Adam said, "Wii bowling for who goes first?"

ROTFLMAO!

Kris swallowed desperately and said, "I could, you—if you—" against Adam's mouth, his eyes shut.

"No, baby, I need you to be able to tell me to stop," Adam murmured, nuzzling at him. "Anyway I want to fuck you after."

OMFG. ::drops dead of the hot::

Please tell me you're planning on filling up the entire card.
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:43 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]proserpina_kore

Guh.

I've never found the idea of those machines sexy at all, but oh, my. I obviously hadn't been imagining the right people using them.
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:46 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]sogasso

Kris swallowed desperately and said, "I could, you—if you—" against Adam's mouth, his eyes shut.

I am loving this theme you've set up where Kris is inarticulate but Adam knows exactly what he means. My brain is now going off on into an AU where Katy also has the psychic sex powers, and Kris picks up the phone and says "Uh" and Katy says "WHY ARE YOU PUTTING TOGETHER A SEX MACHINE WITHOUT ME?" Oh, Katy!
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 10:49 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]teand

"No, baby, I need you to be able to tell me to stop," Adam murmured, nuzzling at him. "Anyway I want to fuck you after."

Whoa. I think you just fried the wetware.

I'll be in my bunk. With the ice cream maker.

(edited for icon change)

Edited at 2009-06-04 11:33 pm (UTC)
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]capnzebbie

Your comment made me laugh out loud! It's been a long time since I've seen, "I'll be in my bunk." It brought back many happy memories! :)
Posted on Jun. 5th, 2009 12:47 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply
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[info]dovesland

Holy crap that was HOT!!!!
I SOOOOOOOO want more of that.........mmmmmmm sex machines....yeah.....totally worked for me....
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 11:14 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

(Anonymous)

Guh. I wouldn't have thought Kris had it...er...in him. I guess he's not as vanilla as he thinks. And now I'm wanting ice cream again. This comment brought to you by bad puns. Anyway, filthy and adorable as always. I could not be happier that you're writing Adam/Kris.
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 11:37 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]astolat

guess he's not as vanilla as he thinks

*groan*
Posted on Jun. 5th, 2009 01:40 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]secondalto

How can something be so intensely hot and so adorably cute at the same time!! *explodes*
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 11:43 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]moxie_brown

That was seriously hot, wow.
Posted on Jun. 4th, 2009 11:54 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]laurapetri

My brain is leaking out my ear having melted from the hotness
Posted on Jun. 5th, 2009 12:04 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]capnzebbie

Wow! From hilarious to HOT like flipping a switch! On a sex machine! btw, it made me really happy to see a familiar name from SV and SPN fandom in AI (especially Kradam) fandom!
Posted on Jun. 5th, 2009 12:49 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]phaballa

Oh man. This managed to be both hilarious AND hot, and I really really loved it. Especially the line about ice cream. Ahaha. *hearts*
Posted on Jun. 5th, 2009 01:31 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]kassrachel

I like the way the sex machine goes from vaguely alarming to vaguely amusing to suddenly pushing all of Kris' buttons (er -- as 'twere.) This is yummy!
Posted on Jun. 5th, 2009 01:56 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]yekoc

Wow, I just read a story about a sex machine and it was... really funny and hot? This was seriously good. Again, just -- wow.
Posted on Jun. 5th, 2009 02:04 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]gypsy_ophelia

Hee! I just LOVE all your Kradam fics!
Posted on Jun. 5th, 2009 03:03 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]scaramouche.dreamwidth.org

What I love about your AI fics (and I mean this in a very good way) is that there's just enough splash of over-the-top to clearly separate fiction from reality that I can enjoy this Adam and Kris as characters that I can ship and squee over to my heart's content.

I don't mean to rain on anyone's RPF parade, but I'm personally not too comfortable with RPF that aligns itself too closely to reality, but you've somehow managed to keep them "in character" (as much as we "know" their character) and yet sprinkle them with healthy doses of Fiction Glitter. 'Tis FABULOUS.
Posted on Jun. 5th, 2009 03:32 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply
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