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Do you do these things on a dare, or do they honestly just come to you? Because if it's the second, I'm a little scared. Awed, but scared.

*coughs a bit embarrassedly*

Oh, Dean...a horse? You dork!

That was brilliantly hilarious; I actually cackled. But then. THEN. GOUASIGNOSINDghsodinfhsoingOIndh SO HOT. I actually. Oh my god. Cannot describe in words the hotness. And the sappy love that just fit so perfectly in there, but snapped back to the bitching and bickering and just. Oh man. If I'm going to procrastinate when my dissertation is due TOMORROW, this is totally how I want to do it.

ee, dissertation! *waves pom-poms for you*

Holy shit! *breathless with both laughter and TEH HOT* ♥!

Man! I needed that laughter and hotness! Thank you so much! *flails*
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heeeeeeeeee!

"Bestiality trumps incest!"

omg. best ever!

*laughs herself breathless*

I swear to god I am wheezing here. That was short and sweet and HA! Dean and his deep, deep denial, which in the end was overcome because everyone knows that Sam is more attractive than the horse. And way less likely to kick Dean's ass afterwards.

This is an excellent sort of polaroid-shot of smut and happiness and Relationship, and it stands out because (like everything you write) it's incredibly well-executed, like a perfect miniature portrait. Even in this fandom, it doesn't always have to be doom and gloom and angst; you can still make bestiality jokes (ha!) without losing the mood.

Aww, thank you! And yes, what I really love about the show is that it is all about the emo angst and pain and yet it also gives us Hell House and Tall Tales and Bugs and all the brothers-giving-each-other-shit, so really we can play in either direction. *g*

{wheezes}OHMYGOD! the horse! the hot sex! doooood, this totally screams for an aftermath. please?

Wow, my refresh button deserves a PRIZE for delivering this to me just now!

I love how Dean's desperation leads him to the not-so-inevitable conclusion of "horse" -- and how, no matter how dire their situation might have been getting, Sam laughs so hard at him all the same.

(Also, HOT. And full of those weirdly and uncomfortable details that make it ring much more plausibly. And Sam getting all soppy and Dean's reaction to that. And then more snarking! YAY.)

*laughs and laughs* Oh dear, that was hysterical. And quite apropos of a conversation I had with a friend lately (here, if you're interested)

*reads and cries laughing*

Oh, wow. Awesome. This was that perfect combination of sexy/funny that can be really hard to pull off, and man, you did it so well. I was laughing so damn hard I hurt my stomach, and then, during the sex, I...actually, I should keep that to myself :D

Well done. this is brilliant.

HAHAHAHAHA. Are you planning to tackle the full list of fandom cliches? If not, could you please?

And I'm not sure if it comforts or frightens me to think that someone somewhere on livejournal has probably already had the bestiality vs. incest debate.

Oh my God. Hilarious and hot - my favourite combination! The dialogue in this is so snappy and perfect, and hee, Sam's proportional and Dean... the horse... I may have died a little. Just beautiful. *g*

Wonderful icon. I just stared at it until the whole thing scrolled through. Totally agree.

Oh, that was the best end to a Thursday workday ever. I just about died laughing during the bestiality vs incest debate.

"You're not humming Stairway to Heaven while you do me," Sam said.

*Snort* I'm sitting here laughing my ass off.

Funny & Hot & just fanfuckincracktastic!

Heee! Awesome. Love how they fight and bicker even when they're fucking, the (girl) horse, and Sam giving the horse some serious competition in endowment!!

Oh, this was just the perfect thing to read after the crappy day I had at work. AWESOME.

I honestly don't know whether to be terrified or gleeful. But the bitching at the end won me over.

hee! that was funny and sexy and I could totally hear them do this bit on the show.

YOU WIN AT SAM. I am retiring from ever writing Sam again, because no one can top that ever.

Please note my new LJ name, should I toss in the gay part as well?

ps. I love you forever and onetimeoffer and I get to keep using our incest icons. :D

ahaha, I think Bestiality Trumps Incest stands alone, really. (And dude, there can never be enough Sam!)

Ahahaha--I read the first to tirds of this with my hands half-covering my eyes and laughing so hard I felt something pull at one point (If a guy horse can figure it out, so can I), and then I had to brace my hands against the edge of the table because OMG THE SHEER HOTNESS.

So, yeah. That was awesome. Ahaha, so good.

I'm a little bit worried at the number of SPN fics with horse!sex in them I'm going to have mem'd, now. *whimpers* This fandom. I blame people like you (because obviously, I am sane).

Ahhahahahaa omg. I'm here on balefully's rec and akdfsd this was fantastic! I was laughing my ass off the entire time Dean was trying to have sex with the horse, and your dialogue is spot on, and the sex nggghsdfh! They love each other so damn much. *happy sigh*

"Fuck or die" is quite honestly one of my favorite fanfic tropes EVER. I love it in just about any fandom, I love it in just about any incarnation, and this? This is BRILLIANT.

Oh Dean. The horses are NEVER a good idea, buddy. *dies laughing*

"Bestiality sure as fucking hell doesn't trump gay incest!"

Funniest. Line. Ever. I'm currently trying to find people I know that I can tell the awesomeness of this line and... yeah... not really sure who to turn to.

But still SO AWESOME.