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presents! Stargate SG-1: Pie and SV: Vacation

OMG I AM SO HAPPY LOOK WHAT [info]mutecornett MADE FOR ME. Clark and Lex and KON! ♥ ♥ ♥




I am giving presents too!

For [info]destina's birthday, a little bit of SG-1:
Pie
Jack/Daniel, fluff, post-Urgo




And here is a little surprise present for [info]ficbyzee, because I know this will make her happy. With many thanks to [info]basingstoke and [info]merryish for beta. :)

Vacation (all I ever wanted...), 4700 words
Smallville/DC (Clark/Lex, Tim/Kon; another DC character appears here in highly AU form; if you care, you'll know)
A sequel to Reconcilable Differences.

( Read the story )

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Best early birthday present EVER EVER EVER. ♥♥♥♥♥
that thump? That was me, falling off my chair, breathless with laughter, at the last line.

So very wonderful - I really hope you're going to write more.
O.M.G.SQUEEEEEEEEEEE.

I *love* the fact that Kon's note proves he is 100% DORK.

he was grinning exactly like an idiot asking to get hit with half a dozen paternity suits, even if he was half-alien and probably couldn't have kids without a laboratory and a minimum of two Nobel-prizewinning scientists involved.

-- this strikes my ear as a bit like leakage from SGA, but I'm not sure what version of Tim you're working with. Frankly, the one I know best is Animated-Teen-Titans!Tim, and [info]thete1 & I were never able to determine if he has actual *eyes*, so my mental image of Tim is a bit . . . strange.
But animated Teen Titans Robin is Dick Grayson, isn't it? There's that one episode with Larry spelling his name backwards.
i cannot actually express how HAPPY THIS MAKES ME OMG. it's so TIM and so KON and so PERFECT and dawwww, the happy snarky married couple in the background just makes it better--especially "So is it an effort to control it right now?" <----*ded, ded, ded* and TIM, poor confused Tim with his lists and his spreadsheets and then there was the part that made me do this:

[23:55] lcsbanana: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[23:55] lcsbanana: THERE'S STEPH IN


and Kon, of course, is PERFECTLY kon, all full of loooove and a total horndog and sweet and perfect and confused and neeedy, and I just. I AM TOO HAPPY TO LIVE. A++++++
Words cannot express how much I love this story.

Tim♥Kon!!!

I am so very happy right now. So deeply, dorkily happy. Oh, Tim and Kon: World's Finest and Dorkiest, Jr.
*flail* I wanted more of the Reconcilable Differences universe, but I didn't think I'd get it so soon. Whee!
Dude, I know--best not-my-gift gift ever!
You are the bestest ever. This was *perfect*. Tim wanting to make an spreadsheet! Steph! Clark and Lex's conversation about Mars, which was the best conversation in the history of Clark/Lex! "IE ME"!

You rule.
I hopped through lj to here, and OMG, I am not sorry. Not even a little bit.
YAY!
Oh. OH.
So lovely, and yet I am obsessing about what Lex was doing to Clark while testing hispropensity towards heat vision.
Eeeeeeee! The ending is just perfect! I adore how horndog Kon is, so very canon Superboy, and I love how thinky Tim is, and how he wanted to make a spreadsheet with weighted values. *vbg*
I love the Reconcilable Differences universe. The POV of the characters is always so entertaining, and the dialogue not only makes me laugh, but it also doesn't stop the story's flow (something I think can happen with 'funny' bits.)
Wow - Tim, Kon, Steph! This is wonderful.
So, apparently there is! Thanks, are you going to be expanding on this unoverse?
Bwahahahahahaaaaa! Wonderful follow-up to Reconcilable Differences. And uh, apparently Kon got the cluelessness gene from Clark.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Zeelee made me read the first one of these and then she made me read this and, uh, I fail at commenting, but here is a comment to let you know you are loved and/or appreciated!


Tangents, but uh:
[02:29] plainsong x: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
[02:29] plainsong x: ZEELEE
[02:29] plainsong x: THAT IS WIN
[02:29] zeeleepenguin: what, the FIC THAT SHALOTT WROTE FOR ME OMG?
[02:29] plainsong x: YES
[02:29] plainsong x: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:29] zeeleepenguin: HOW MUCH DO I WIN THE UNIVERSE
[02:29] zeeleepenguin: HOW MUCH
[02:29] zeeleepenguin: THIS MUCH OH YEAH
[02:29] plainsong x: TIM MADE CHARTS
[02:29] zeeleepenguin: YES
[02:29] plainsong x: I LOVE TIM
[02:30] zeeleepenguin: that is basically Tim's way of playing 'he loves me, he loves me not'.
[02:30] plainsong x: it really is
[02:30] zeeleepenguin: I. I just.
[02:30] plainsong x: tim's game of "he loves me he loves me not" has CROSS-REFERENCES AND FOOTNOTES
[02:30] zeeleepenguin: YES

[TANGENT TANGENT TANGENT]

[02:34] plainsong x: also?
[02:34] plainsong x: btw?
[02:34] plainsong x: STEPH STEPH STEPH
[02:34] zeeleepenguin: YES YES YES
[02:34] zeeleepenguin: also one of those sorority girls is Cass
[02:34] zeeleepenguin: YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
[02:34] plainsong x: brain: you know what would be SWEET?
me: oh god. don't say it.
brain: LEX/STEPH.
me: i hate you so much.
[02:34] zeeleepenguin: and she and Steph have lots and lots and lots of sex.
[02:34] zeeleepenguin: a;sldjfk;alskjdf *AHAHAHAHAHAHA*
[02:34] zeeleepenguin: you've read Mary's fic that had Bruce/Steph, right?
[02:34] plainsong x: PART THREE, BITCHES
[02:34] plainsong x: i -- presumably?
[02:34] zeeleepenguin: *SHRIEKS*
[02:34] zeeleepenguin: I.... BUT HE'S LIKE MARRIED TO CLARK
[02:35] plainsong x: OH WHATEVER
[02:35] zeeleepenguin: it was the one where Steph became Batgirl.
[02:35] plainsong x: IT COULD BE AN EMOTIONAL AFFAIR
[02:35] plainsong x: i -- i don't remember link me?
[02:35] zeeleepenguin: I GUESS THEY COULD ALWAYS HAVE A THREESOME
[02:35] zeeleepenguin: I MEAN CLARK DOES LIKE ROBINS
[02:35] zeeleepenguin: *finds it*
[02:35] plainsong x: NO OMFG STEPH IS NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEP WITH SUPERMAN
[02:35] plainsong x: OKAY MAYBE SHE IS
Mmmm, obliviousness.

Tim's reading Crime and Punishment? I guess better that than War and Peace.

One of these days, a fandom character is going to read an enjoyable Russian novel, e.g. Eugene Onegin. (I'd nominate another enjoyable Russian novel, but I can't think of one.)
Oh man, I thought maybe I was just imagining things like Reconciliable Differences. I dared not hope. BUT I AM VINDICATED.

:D :D :D

*appropriate icon useage of woooooooobies*

They hadn't brought their swimsuits, but Kon wasn't letting that stand in his way, and the girls didn't seem all that uptight about it either... and he was grinning exactly like an idiot asking to get hit with half a dozen paternity suits

Haha, so canon, like that time with the Teen Titan femmebots. XD ♥

"Stephanie," she said. "Call me Steph."

BWUAHAHHA HAHA HAHAHHAHAHHAHA *dies*.


"The U.N. can't get its members to pay traffic tickets, much less colonize a planet," Lex grumbled.

Clark just grinned at him sunnily.

Lex glared back. "I'm not interested in being Secretary-General. The entire organization is a mess and the campaign alone would be a pain in the ass. If you want world peace so badly, you run for it."


Once again, your Lex is bleeding into my Henry Bendix, and it scares me a little XDDD.


Tim's a little... off for me (not CreepyStalkerBoy/Battish enough!). I guess I like him more stoic. I mean, he's stoic here, but you have to understand, when you're a Bat, you're Super Stoic especially when you're Timothy Drake, wonder boy to the shizzle Dick's the exception of the Bat family, because he's the biggest attentionwhoredramaqueen ever. Even around Kon he's Super Stoic Batboy, though they're still boyfriends best friends forever. XD The only people he ever loosens up around is (well, was) Steph and Dick. Like Tim is the one who works on bodily instincts when moving while his mind ticks away, and Dick is the one who complete revels in the actions, because he's a performer. Like, I can't see Tim snapping at Clark, but Dick definitely would in the situation after Kon's huff-off, also because Dick's been more comfortable around Superman/Clark than Tim. Also Tim doesn't scramble, he gracefully flips. XD SORRY I AM BEING SO PICKY BUT TIM IS MY BABY BOY WOOBIEROBINKINS! *is overprotective of her Robin* Like, hmmm, how to put it. Tim is the kind of boy who would sneak up on Clark and Lex having sex to take notes and enter detailed analysis of their physical sexual structures in the Batmatrix later on. Cos he's like that. And that's why I love him. XD

So, yeah. But he's still wonderful, and I love this fic and I love you for writing it. LOOOOOVVVEEEEE! Especially the last part, because Tim secretly loves to torture Kon like that. XDDD ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
hee! I love Tim and his spreadsheets (weighted values. Oh, timmy.), and Clark being smug about not terraforming Mars, and dear, clueless Kon. (and Steph! Yay Steph.)
"HELLO DUMBASS YOU ARE SITTING IN YOUR ROOM READING ABOUT SOME STUPID RUSSIANS WHEN YOU COULD BE HAVING ACTUAL SEX WITH AN INCREDIBLY HOT GUY (IE ME!)!!!!"

Best thing EVER in the HISTORY of the UNIVERSE. *flails in PURE JOY*
I've read this like four times now! Ohh, the part where Kon accidentally puts a HOLE in the ROOF, and Lex talking in KRYPTONIAN to Clark, and then Tim's horror at hearing his friend's *parents* having sex, hahaha. And Steph! Eeee, AU Steph! I love this universe so, so, so much.
oh wow - this is slow torture - I have to go to work in 10 minutes and have NO time to read this.

::squeals like a baby fangrrl!!::

Thank you so much for more in this universe - I totally fell in love with Reconcilable Differences and am so psyched that you wrote more.

You totally rock.
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